dear whoever tried sending me a letter from tumblr
im about 99.9% sure tumblr mostly hates its user population to the point of where david karp probably has wet dreams at night dreaming of how he could swap out all the screaming girls who cant help blog about every hot guy they see while their caribbean taco drips like a leaky faucet with redundant hipsters that think everything in life has this undiscovered meaning
yes
even the little blades of cut grass
those represent some repressed idea
sips off starbucks coffee i paid my soul and 60 african children for
anyways
on to what you sent me
do you really think anyone is that retarded to click those links???
actually let me rephrase that do you think im that retarded???
the answer is no and to be honest i really hate apple products i mean steve jobs was a pioneer in the tech world but come the fuck on apple products are huge pieces of shit and the only reason i still use them is because i sold my soul to satan to buy a new iphone and thats a pretty good waste of soul if you ask me
so if you send me one more fucking promo letter telling me how by entering my password and shit is gonna get me fisted until i can shit a subway train im gonna come find your house and drop my pants before i let loose the most nastiest fart you will ever encounter in your life
this is your ultimatum
never contact david anderson luiza fernandez quintino rodriguez sicknasty beats strider ever again
ive gotten what.
six of these damn things??
seven??
ill sic dave on you.