March 2012
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marionettebassline replied to your post: marionettebassline replied to your post: hmm yes…
i mean, you can wear something if you’d be uncomfortable..
but you’d still be naked.
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marionettebassline replied to your post: hmm yes good. katie’s asleep. come naked cuddle with me.
aw come on, i promise itll just be cuddles
i… i dunno.
marionettebassline asked: hmm yes good. katie's asleep. come naked cuddle with me.
marionettebassline asked: wink~~~~
First person in my ask gets to own me for the next...
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Ahhh girl look at that dalek.
Ahhh girl look at that dalek.
Ahhh girl look at that dalek.
I ex-term-in-ate.
turntechgodtits replied to your post: turntechgodtits replied to your post:…
so you were hit with magic shittery twice damn have you tried tomato juice
yourpatronsaintofdenial replied to your post: turntechgodtits replied to your post:…
Would you like a nibble?
i dunno the vampire thing has been for a while… and oh goodness i couldn’t ask that of you!
turntechgodtits replied to your post: turntechgodtits replied to your post:…
do you know how long its suppose to last
it said a day so hopefully i’ll be okay tomorrow. i’m still a vampire. and i’m hungry :(
turntechgodtits replied to your post: turntechgodtits replied to your post:…
magic anon shit right
yep!! i found some glasses though so i’m good now.
turntechgodtits replied to your post: turntechgodtits replied to your post: oh my. did…
….what happened
oh! sorry. i got turned into an egbert.
turntechgodtits replied to your post: oh my.
did you buy a new pair
…i think it’s because of this whole egbert thing!
February 2012
oh my.
these sunglasses just won’t do! i can’t see a thing it’s all blurry.
hmm.
this sure is odd…
there's not enough splenda in this coffee...
ew.
Anonymous asked: M!A: You are now an Egbert for the day.
mister noodle!!
thats not how you eat noodles!!
katies up.
watching sesame street and n sync is on. /sighs lovingly
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Watching the Andy Griffith Show.
> Jack Egbert.
vanity is an addiction.
flashsteppuppeteer started following you
hey there.
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Omfg alsmdidkwlnzksoe
My math homework MY MATH HOMEWORK. “What was unusual about the horse-breeding magazine?” “IT INCLUDED A MONTHLY CENTER FOAL.” Is this a fetish magazine?????? Everything is Equius and nothing hurts??????
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whoops.
Anonymous asked: >Anna: go back to being an adult
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"He looks like a baby version of Justin Bieber."
((MY FRIEND TAYLOR TALKING ABOUT DAVE’S SPRITE OH GOD.))
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
You wiggle in next to him, pretty much already in his arms comfortably anyway.
i dont know why but i trust you. so. yes cuddles.
mkay
>cuddle dat girl
yes good.
You snuggle back, the size difference ridiculous. It’s like you’re a real life stuffed animal or something. It’s your last thought before you completely crash,...
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
even better. cuddles are nice.
You lead him to the couch, making sure he doesn’t trip or anything.
>Safely reach the couch
>Flop down on it
just warning you so you dont scream pedo when i do
You wiggle in next to him, pretty much already in his arms comfortably anyway.
i dont know why but i trust you. so. yes cuddles.
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
huh.
You drop down backward onto your hands so that you don’t make the blond dude topple over, then fix yourself so that you’re upright, then take his hand, looking down the hall.
i dunno i guess he shouldnt if thats true. maybe it was just cuz he was really frank. whatever ill go talk to him tomorrow. where do you sleep anyway? is that okay? i dont...
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
oh…
huh.
…
You frown and make a confused noise.
idk he just. the dude that proposed to me. kind of creeps me out. just a little.
…
can i crash at your place? if thats okay??
sure
he shouldnt
you two are like peas in a pod
id need a crowbar to pry you two apart
huh.
You drop down backward onto your hands so that you don’t make the...
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
i woke up in this old dudes house and he said i was his wife and the mom of his kid?? is that true can i trust him.
and he said something about… bad relationships or whatever. what did he mean by that? or is that something i cant know cuz of paradoxes or something?
well hes your boyfriend and you had his kid
i think he proposed to you too
you had...
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
oh.
ow.
that sucks.
…can i ask you some questions dude.
sure
ask away
i woke up in this old dudes house and he said i was his wife and the mom of his kid?? is that true can i trust him.
and he said something about… bad relationships or whatever. what did he mean by that? or is that something i cant know cuz of paradoxes or something?
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
wait what the fuck how do you die a lot??
has older me died a lot??
is that a thing that happened??
dunno bout you
i think you did once
apparently it is a thing that kinda just follows me around
oh.
ow.
that sucks.
…can i ask you some questions dude.
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
whoa you died??
>foreheadsmack
shit i keep forgetting you dont know
yes i died
a lot
its a very long story
wait what the fuck how do you die a lot??
has older me died a lot??
is that a thing that happened??
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
wow shit.
does this happen a lot?
happened quite frequently before i died
whoa you died??
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
your eyes??
what??
never badmouth magic anons
they will retaliate
im blind
wow shit.
does this happen a lot?
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
You hoist yourself up onto his back with a small jump, then wiggle up and make yourself comfortable on his shoulders, looking around with big eyes.
oh wow everything is different up here…
oh good you can be my eyes
dont let me run into anything
your eyes??
what??
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
i couldnt think of another word.
and aww /pouts and glares at the floor.
…can i ride on your shoulders.
sure
…need a boost up
You hoist yourself up onto his back with a small jump, then wiggle up and make yourself comfortable on his shoulders, looking around with big eyes.
oh wow everything is different up here…
wait.
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
whats a magic anon.
horrible people who make you do weird shit or change you into the opposite gender or fuck with your age
thats not very nice.
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch:
oh. yeah im 15. and jeez does this mean i get taller youre like a fuckin wall how tall are you. im only 4’ 11”.
“wall”
im 6’3”
eh you dont get much taller than that
i couldnt think of another word.
and aww /pouts and glares at the floor.
…can i ride on your shoulders.
thefuckingpuppetmaster:
affablematriarch replied to your post: whoa you are one big dude.
shrink? oh gosh do i know you when im older or something.
oh
magic anons
yeah you do youre like my twin
oh. yeah im 15. and jeez does this mean i get taller youre like a fuckin wall how tall are you. im only 4’ 11”.
wait.
whats a magic anon.
Anonymous asked: [[Is anna still 15]]
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I just sent myself a file to print out at school...
The subject is “AND SUDDENLY A WILD CANCER ARTICLE APPEARS”.
And the only text with the attached file is “check this fly mama.”
I really need to get some sleep.
trepidatiousgangster:
affablematriarch:
You give him a soft sigh and a reassuring smile, rubbing his back. You rub at his eyes and face gently with the blanket, petting his hair to help calm him down. “Shh, shh, calm down, it’s fine.” You murmur. You climb over him and disappear into the bathroom, coming back with a warm rag for him.
You take it from her to wipe all the grossness off your...
trepidatiousgangster:
affablematriarch:
You’re grinning down at him and then-
What.
You pause for a moment, not sure how to react. You just perk up a bit and then kiss him back, mouth working against his, hands moving to his chest. Poor guy seems like he’s going to cry and you want to make it better. You tangle your legs together a bit, leaning down slightly so he wouldn’t have to lean up as...